Monday, February 4, 2008
Calling all Plastic Surgeons!! STAT
"Life is a great and wonderous mystery, and the only thing we know that we have for sure is what is right here and right now. Don't miss it." Leo Buscaglia
I think I will walk to the Hospital tomorrow morning. That will force me out the door with plenty of time to spare. I start work at 6:00 and it is just sooo early! I am sure I will feel refreshed and ready to rock and roll by the time the first patients are there. If nothing else, I will have rosy cheeks and a smile on my face. Have a great sleep, my friends.
Oh, I just got a call from my brother. You will just crack up about this. At least I did.... After my last post on growing older, this conversation I had with my brother just did me in. He called to tell me that their friends were driving down south for the weekend with their 3 kids and watching Kermit the Frog on DVD in their car. Suddenly, their three year old twin girls started yelling, "that's Chelsea's Mom on TV!!" Apparently, Florence Henderson (the Brady Bunch's Mom), was a guest on the show. They thought that she was me!! Do I have permission to shoot myself or maybe I better sprint to work tomorrow instead of walking. I think I will also make an appointment with a Plastic Surgeon. Maybe a face lift is what I need more than strong legs. I hope you all feel better now that I have been totally insulted. I am going to moisturize my face and neck and brush my hair 100 strokes. So there!